FAX Humor: No. You can’t touch it. — NSFW

This is the seventh installment in my FAX Humor series. This is another early one that I received from my wife.

Marriage Related Humor — 3 jokes

A young bride, a virgin on her wedding night, is looking at her husband the next day. It’s the first time she has seen him naked in daylight.

She: What is that?
He: That, my darling wife, is what gave you so much pleasure last night.
She: Is that all we have left??!!? I’d have been more sparing with it!