Holy Shit!! Literally. How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian. Yeah. Right.

April 15, 2015

I can’t believe people actually think like this. What a load of horseshit! Holy horseshit, that is. This is actually a serious page with step-by-step instructions for trying to convince atheists to become Christian.

This will convince no one! <== Click this for laughs.

How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian: Provide evidence. Hard scientific evidence.

Then, when you’re done with that, be prepared to convince that former atheist that your god is worthy of worship rather than contempt.

Good luck!

Flow Charts — Time to Geek Out

February 19, 2015

I couldn’t resist posting this comic. Guess I really am a geek.

Click here for larger image, courtesy of xkcd.com

Lot and his Daughters Cartoon for Children??!!? NSFW (not safe for your brain either)

September 4, 2014

Yes, it’s true that the cartoon is not truly accurate to the bible verse in question. The authors embellished a bit. And, the fucking took place on two different nights, not the same night. Here’s a link to the original text.

As you read Gen 19:30-38, keep in mind that these are the same two daughters from Gen 19:8, just a few paragraphs earlier, whom Lot offered to sell into sexual slavery to the men from Gen 19:4 “the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both young and old, all the people from every quarter.”

Isn’t it nice to know the daughters, even after this attempt to sell them into sexual slavery to a whole city full of men, still loved their father and wanted to “preserve seed of [their] father.”


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Woo Hoo!! Westboro Batshit Crazies Commit Suicide

August 23, 2014

Who ever thought that getting rid of the Westboro Batshits would be as simple as offering them a free ride to Iraq to protest against ISIS? Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of inDUHviduals! Can you say “natural selection”?

This Should Go Well: Westboro Baptist Church Says It’s Going To Iraq To Protest ISIS

Self-Delusion: The Key To Happiness

May 1, 2014

Warning: This Dilbert comic may not be safe for your brain. If you already have suicidal tendencies, I would strongly recommend that you click away, far away and very quickly.

On the other hand, I had a coworker at the time this strip came out (2001) whose response was, “Cool!! Now I have a goal.”

Source: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2001-02-15/

Wordification: Fundalentilist (noun)

April 2, 2014

I’m creating a new word. Let’s see if it takes off.

Fundalentilist: (noun)
1. A human being who thinks with an organ of the size and complexity of a single lentil bean, a living dal.

Note that a young earth fundalentilist only has half a lentil and is twice as dangerous.

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How to Invent a God

December 11, 2013

Maher: U.S. Christians have traded Christ’s values for philosophy of ‘Fuck off and die’

November 9, 2013

A great video from Bill Maher.

Has anyone actually seen these phony $10 bills? note that if these fake $10 bills are close enough to fool anyone for a second, they’re probably illegal. They must legally be not only one-sided, as these are, but must also be either smaller than 75% or greater than 150% of the size of actual money.

I’d love it if these are close enough to get the shitheads that made them arrested for counterfeiting.


Fun Fact: Humans are Deuterostomes

June 11, 2013

Of course, some people never get past this phase. Others probably think that of me. But, I’m the kind of asshole who doesn’t give a shit about those assholes.

FAX Humor: Islands and Service — NSFW!

October 18, 2012

This is the tenth installment in my FAX Humor series. This is also likely to be the last for a while.

Now we can see why full-service costs a bit more.

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FAX Humor: Understanding the Technology

October 18, 2012

This is the ninth installment in my FAX Humor series. Since this one is safe for work, I’ll skip the “more” tag that requires clicking to see the image.

Click to enlarge.

FAX Humor: Ceiling Fans — NSFW!

October 15, 2012

This is the eighth installment in my FAX Humor series.

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FAX Humor: No. You can’t touch it. — NSFW

October 10, 2012

This is the seventh installment in my FAX Humor series. This is another early one that I received from my wife.

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FAX Humor: Mating Elephants — NSFW

October 8, 2012

This is the sixth installment in my FAX Humor series. At the time, this felt particularly relevant to a defense contractor. It probably still does.

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FAX Humor: My Buddies — NSFW!

October 5, 2012

This is the fifth installment in my FAX Humor series. I’ve got nothing to add to this.

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God Goes on a Bender

October 3, 2012

From the description on Amazon, this sounds as plausible as most mainstream religion and more plausible than some newer ones like Mormonism and Scientology. I probably won’t read this, but do find the description funny. Perhaps if I end up with a bit of extra time on my hands and need a good laugh, I’ll give it a try.

God Goes on a Bender

FAX Humor: 1988 Presidential Race — Severely NSFW!

October 2, 2012

This is another in my FAX Humor series.

As we deal with yet another annoying presidential race, it’s probably useful to remember that it has been many years since we really had candidates or even candidate we actually liked. Most of the time, we’re voting for a lesser evil. I don’t know how we can ever break that cycle. But, here’s one very much not safe for work view of the 1988 presidential race.

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FAX Humor: I’ve Got Six Marbles — NSFW

October 1, 2012

This is another in my FAX Humor series. This one was also sent to me by my wife while I was at my first job.

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FAX Humor: Girls Have More Fun — NSFW!

September 28, 2012

Back before dirt, fire, and the wheel were invented and definitely before the ARPANET became the internet and made emailing humor possible and easy, we sent humor from office to office by fax. Seriously. No, I mean it. And then, when we received a fax containing some nice bit of humor, we’d photocopy it and distribute it within the office. No. I’m not kidding. We really did.

This is the first in my FAX Humor series.

Anyway, my first job was at a defense contractor. We were most definitely NOT PC. We did not worry about whether some image was “safe for work” or “not safe for work”. We passed these things around, pinned them to our walls, etc.

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Waterboarding Noah

April 25, 2012

I was recently surprised. I had what I thought were two original thoughts about Noah’s Ark. I googled both and found that I was far from the first to think of either, of course. But, there is a sub-thought to my second thought that does appear to be somewhat original.

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