A new classic from The Onion. Yes. I know I said new classic.
This is infuckingcredible.
Thanks Rodnikov for emailing me this.
Who ever thought that getting rid of the Westboro Batshits would be as simple as offering them a free ride to Iraq to protest against ISIS? Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of inDUHviduals! Can you say “natural selection”?
Warning: This Dilbert comic may not be safe for your brain. If you already have suicidal tendencies, I would strongly recommend that you click away, far away and very quickly.
On the other hand, I had a coworker at the time this strip came out (2001) whose response was, “Cool!! Now I have a goal.”
I’m creating a new word. Let’s see if it takes off.
1. A human being who thinks with an organ of the size and complexity of a single lentil bean, a living dal.
Note that a young earth fundalentilist only has half a lentil and is twice as dangerous.
The when in the title means to what time period would you go, not how soon you would leave the present. I’m using when with respect to time travel the same way one might use where when taking about space travel.
I will be the first to admit that there are intelligent people of faith. These two shall not be numbered among them.