De Niro Wants to Punch Drumpf in the Face, But Insults Animals Instead

October 8, 2016

Robert De Niro would like to punch Donald J. Drumpf in the face, a worthy goal indeed. But, disturbingly, he insults animals by comparing them to Drumpf in the process of telling us why he’d like to punch the Donald.


The Official “Fun Vs. Effort” Graph of Pets

March 26, 2016

Personally, I think both horses and dragons need to shift a bit left. I highly doubt that horses or dragons really require as much effort as babies. After all, who puts money away to save for the horse’s or dragon’s college education?


Dogs vs. Cats

June 29, 2008

A guy has a dog and a cat. He comes home from work and feeds them both, gives them both water, takes the dog out for a walk and plays with the cat for a while.

The dog is thinking, “Wow!! He feeds me, gives me water, and attends to my every need. He must be a god.”

The cat is thinking, “Wow!! He feeds me, gives me water, and attends to my every need. I must be a god.”