I can’t believe people actually think like this. What a load of horseshit! Holy horseshit, that is. This is actually a serious page with step-by-step instructions for trying to convince atheists to become Christian.
This will convince no one! <== Click this for laughs.
How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian: Provide evidence. Hard scientific evidence.
Then, when you’re done with that, be prepared to convince that former atheist that your god is worthy of worship rather than contempt.