I’m creating a new word. Let’s see if it takes off.
1. A human being who thinks with an organ of the size and complexity of a single lentil bean, a living dal.
Note that a young earth fundalentilist only has half a lentil and is twice as dangerous.
I am hoping this word becomes popular. Feel free to make other suggestions for a similar word that may be better than this one. Feel free to use this word with or without credit to me; I prefer cash anyway. In general, I would suggest that this word be used to apply specifically to those who believe in the literal word of the Judeo-Christian-Islamic religion (deliberately singular) who advocate legislating their religion into law, e.g. Sarah Bachmann and Michelle Palin (or do I have them mixed up again?). I didn’t mention Rick Santorum to avoid spreading santorum. On second thought, keep spreading santorum. That particular internet meme seems to be keeping Rick out of