Lady Pens; Lady Weights; Lady Cars — WTF?!

What the fuck is going on these days? Women, why are you allowing this? Why are these products selling? Is this all part of the repugnican war on women? Are women now allowing themselves to be subjugated in the way that repugnicans want, even down to the products they buy?

In case you missed the earlier video of Ellen talking about Bic For Her pens, here it is.

Women, you have good role models to follow. You don’t need to follow Caribou Barbie or Michelle Bachman. You could follow Hillary Clinton or Margaret Thatcher or Golda Meir or Indira Ghandi (well, maybe not the bit about being assassinated).

Please don’t believe you are inferior to the likes of George W. Bush. I promise you’re not, unless you are Sarah Palin. Remember, the sexiest organ in the human body is the brain. Please use it.

Of course, these ads are the least of the problems women are facing today in our increasingly religiose, sexist, and immoral society. The real horrors are in the criminalization of pregnant women and de facto overturning of Roe v. Wade, the treatment of rape victims, repealing VAWA (who the hell thought that was either a political issue or a good idea??!!?), and many others. But please, women, if you all stand up for your rights and don’t accept this sort of bullshit, it will have to go away. You are 51% of the population. You have the controlling interest in this country. Use it. Some of us men will be right alongside you.

4 Responses to Lady Pens; Lady Weights; Lady Cars — WTF?!

  1. Rodnikov Magillovich says:

    The Marketing Guru’s don’t recognize the normal etiquette and taboos of society. That is why they rank lowest in society [Used Car Salesman Syndrome]!

  2. I hope that you’re right that that’s all that there is too it. But, it seems highly coincidental that they suddenly think they have a market for this shit at the peak of the repugnican war on women.

  3. The Expulsion Of Gods says:

    Hi again!

    – What the fuck’s going on these days? –

    Oh…I don’t know.
    Maybe it has something to do with the lying conservatives that control our, media?

    I’ll have to really think about this one.
    Seems like the most plausible explanation. And I’m sure our corporate political hackers in D.C. had absolutely nothing to do with this ‘brain fart’ venture either, did they? Noooooo!
    -Sarcasm off-

    The puppets in D.C. have always been advocating for the purpose of appealing and appeasing towards the goal of their corrupt corporate masters. Whether those masters reside in multinational coporations, or their corporate masters at the pulpit.

    Those that control our country think think nothing of others…they’re only interested in smoke screen you in an attempt to legislate our lives away, and interject any and all of their religious dogma into our nation. The corporate puppets of nobility in D.C. are to be representatives for all in this country, and not just the corporate few.

    But, I guess there’s nothing like putting on those blinders for delirious (mind-defecation) to de-evolve the congregation, and the nation overall. But, I do not seemyself being apart of that perverted pestilence again.

    Perhaps others would want to revert towards those times…but not I.

    Thanks again for allowing me to speak my mind as this blog was highly recommended by a friend of yours.

    See you again.

  4. Oh cool!! Now we’ve also got lady guns in cutesie pink. What could possibly go wrong?

    Pink Gun Mistaken For Toy, 3 Year Old S.C. Boy Killed

    Oh … now I see what could go wrong. Oops. Maybe we should have stayed with basic black for both the gun and the lock box it should have been safely locked inside of.

    I really hate it when natural selection takes place at the wrong generation!

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