These Are a Few of My Favorite Onion Articles

I’ve been reading The Onion since about 1996 and love it!! Here are a few classic onion articles that never fail to amuse me no matter how many times I read them.

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: ‘Oh Shit,’ Says Humanity

Pope Admits: ‘God Ain’t Said Shit To Me’

Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over’ — Too true to be good. And, quite prescient as well; check the date.

Voice Recognition Software Yelled At — This one is short and not politically or religiously charged. Just plain funny.

That’s probably enough for one day. I have to keep reminding myself to add humor to my blog. I keep getting too serious.

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3 Responses to These Are a Few of My Favorite Onion Articles

  1. Kris says:

    Google Launches ‘The Google’ For Older Adults is a recent favorite of mine. It’s sure to become a classic!

  2. Misanthropic Scott says:

    Kris,

    it will also recognize http.wwwthegoogle.com, google.aol, and ‘THEGOOGLE’ typed into a Word document.

    LOL!! That is sure to become a classic. Thankfully, I’m still a decade away from being offended by it.

  3. BubbaRay says:

    Pope Admits: ‘God Ain’t Said Shit To Me’

    Classic. Wish I’d written it, but it certainly makes sense. Come to think of it, the Flying Spaghetti Monster hasn’t ever talked to me either. I haven’t talked to Jesus since I had an engine fire at 5500 ft. inverted and He was no help either. 🙂

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