Fun Fact: Humans are Deuterostomes

Of course, some people never get past this phase. Others probably think that of me. But, I’m the kind of asshole who doesn’t give a shit about those assholes.

FAX Humor: Islands and Service — NSFW!

This is the tenth installment in my FAX Humor series. This is also likely to be the last for a while.

Now we can see why full-service costs a bit more.

FAX Humor: Understanding the Technology

This is the ninth installment in my FAX Humor series. Since this one is safe for work, I’ll skip the “more” tag that requires clicking to see the image.

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FAX Humor: Ceiling Fans — NSFW!

This is the eighth installment in my FAX Humor series.

FAX Humor: No. You can’t touch it. — NSFW

This is the seventh installment in my FAX Humor series. This is another early one that I received from my wife.

FAX Humor: Mating Elephants — NSFW

This is the sixth installment in my FAX Humor series. At the time, this felt particularly relevant to a defense contractor. It probably still does.

FAX Humor: My Buddies — NSFW!

This is the fifth installment in my FAX Humor series. I’ve got nothing to add to this.

God Goes on a Bender

From the description on Amazon, this sounds as plausible as most mainstream religion and more plausible than some newer ones like Mormonism and Scientology. I probably won’t read this, but do find the description funny. Perhaps if I end up with a bit of extra time on my hands and need a good laugh, I’ll give it a try.

God Goes on a Bender

FAX Humor: 1988 Presidential Race — Severely NSFW!

This is another in my FAX Humor series.

As we deal with yet another annoying presidential race, it’s probably useful to remember that it has been many years since we really had candidates or even candidate we actually liked. Most of the time, we’re voting for a lesser evil. I don’t know how we can ever break that cycle. But, here’s one very much not safe for work view of the 1988 presidential race.

FAX Humor: I’ve Got Six Marbles — NSFW

This is another in my FAX Humor series. This one was also sent to me by my wife while I was at my first job.

FAX Humor: Girls Have More Fun — NSFW!

Back before dirt, fire, and the wheel were invented and definitely before the ARPANET became the internet and made emailing humor possible and easy, we sent humor from office to office by fax. Seriously. No, I mean it. And then, when we received a fax containing some nice bit of humor, we’d photocopy it and distribute it within the office. No. I’m not kidding. We really did.

This is the first in my FAX Humor series.

Anyway, my first job was at a defense contractor. We were most definitely NOT PC. We did not worry about whether some image was “safe for work” or “not safe for work”. We passed these things around, pinned them to our walls, etc.

Waterboarding Noah

I was recently surprised. I had what I thought were two original thoughts about Noah’s Ark. I googled both and found that I was far from the first to think of either, of course. But, there is a sub-thought to my second thought that does appear to be somewhat original.

8 Animal Misconceptions

I love the somewhat misanthropic tone of this as well as the obvious corrections on these misconceptions.

2 things I’d add:

1. Lemmings often over breed in good years only to be followed by very successful predator breeding as they feast on the lemmings, making it appear that the lemmings died en masse and possibly creating the myth about them.

2. Dodos did not die because of their behavior but rather because of ours. We humans killed them all.

Science Flies You to the Moon

Courtesy Richard Dawkins: http://richarddawkins.net

Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and now Statistics about Lies

Well, some of these can easily be interpreted as statistics about lies.

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Courtesy of xkcd.

The Bible Is True …

I’ll just let this one stand on its own … until I start getting the inevitable wacko comments.

Thanks Tony.

Everybody Kills Hitler On Their First Trip

Here’s a humorous time travelers’ forum.

International Association of Time Travelers: Members’ Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War

To be different, I intend to go back to about 70-80,000 years ago. The population of humans was then just 2-5,000 people. I intend to hunt them down and kill them, thus eliminating the source of a great percentage of the suffering in the world. See you later … or not.

[ed. note: Link fixed, 2/10/2013]

Presidential Humor

Here are a few unrelated jokes about presidents and/or the presidency. None are new, unless you haven’t heard them before, which is all that matters. At least one shows it’s age in the punch line.

Internet Hell Desk

If you haven’t seen this before, it’s hilarious and definitely worth watching all the way through.

These Are a Few of My Favorite Onion Articles

I’ve been reading The Onion since about 1996 and love it!! Here are a few classic onion articles that never fail to amuse me no matter how many times I read them.

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: ‘Oh Shit,’ Says Humanity

Pope Admits: ‘God Ain’t Said Shit To Me’

Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over’ – Too true to be good. And, quite prescient as well; check the date.

Voice Recognition Software Yelled At — This one is short and not politically or religiously charged. Just plain funny.

That’s probably enough for one day. I have to keep reminding myself to add humor to my blog. I keep getting too serious.