Genesis Explained Scientifically

Dogs vs. Cats

A guy has a dog and a cat. He comes home from work and feeds them both, gives them both water, takes the dog out for a walk and plays with the cat for a while.

The dog is thinking, “Wow!! He feeds me, gives me water, and attends to my every need. He must be a god.”

The cat is thinking, “Wow!! He feeds me, gives me water, and attends to my every need. I must be a god.”

Top Atheist Quotes

I always enjoy reading things like this list of the Top 50 Atheism Quotes. Since their number one quote is from George Carlin, and it sounds so much better in his own voice, here it is for anyone that has not already watched this segment.

Why do atheists care about religion?

This one is so well done that I have nothing to add.

Thanks to Seth for a great find!

Blame God for the Drought!!

I’m just back from a driving trip around this god infested country (the U.S. if that isn’t obvious). While driving on I-95 in Georgia, I saw a church with a large sign outside saying, ‘Thank God for the rain.’ Georgia and much of the southeastern U.S. had been in a pretty severe drought until just before the start of our trip.

We were glad for the rain too as we were heading to the Okefenokee Swamp with the intent of paddling our canoe there. However, the idea of thanking a supreme being for rain after a drought, even if one were to believe in a supreme being, seemed exceedingly hypocritical.

How is thanking God for rain hypocritical?

Well, either God is responsible for rain or s/he isn’t.

These Are a Few of My Favorite Onion Articles

I’ve been reading The Onion since about 1996 and love it!! Here are a few classic onion articles that never fail to amuse me no matter how many times I read them.

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: ‘Oh Shit,’ Says Humanity

Pope Admits: ‘God Ain’t Said Shit To Me’

Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over’ – Too true to be good. And, quite prescient as well; check the date.

Voice Recognition Software Yelled At — This one is short and not politically or religiously charged. Just plain funny.

That’s probably enough for one day. I have to keep reminding myself to add humor to my blog. I keep getting too serious.