A Mind is a Terrible Thing – Or What My Brain Just Farted Out

November 21, 2013

For reasons that I cannot even begin to understand, my brain sent a hypothetical Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup back to the 1950s. When my brain brought it back to the present time, it was singing:

Who put the ram in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the bop in the ram a lam a ding dong?

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5 Million People Per Year Die of Nothing (More Accurately, Doing Nothing)

November 14, 2013

I just felt the need to spread the word … as I sit on my sofa … inactively killing myself.

The best medicine: No pill provides the amazing health benefits that exercise does


Maher: U.S. Christians have traded Christ’s values for philosophy of ‘Fuck off and die’

November 9, 2013

A great video from Bill Maher.

Has anyone actually seen these phony $10 bills? note that if these fake $10 bills are close enough to fool anyone for a second, they’re probably illegal. They must legally be not only one-sided, as these are, but must also be either smaller than 75% or greater than 150% of the size of actual money.

I’d love it if these are close enough to get the shitheads that made them arrested for counterfeiting.

http://www.newmoney.gov/currency/regulations.htm


My Halloween Costume is Scarier

October 31, 2013

For this Halloween, I’m going dressed as the scariest monster in the roughly half-billion year history of multicellular life on this planet. I’m not including a picture of the costume. I’ll leave that to the imagination of the reader.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Climate Name Change

August 28, 2013

Why Christians Will Burn In Hell

August 17, 2013

Of course, as an atheist, I do not believe in hell. So, clearly I believe no one will burn in it. However, by their own religious beliefs, it is easy to show that Christians are not following their Bible and will thus “burn in hell” forever and ever with fire and brimstone and gnashing of teeth and all the rest.

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Subway Panhandler Pranks the Whole Car

August 8, 2013

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