From the article:
The built-in bike isn’t even the most bougie thing about this car, the Becker Cadillac Escalade ESV. It also includes a movie screen, internet access, and some other shit I don’t even understand because I don’t speak Obscenely Rich.
Don’t believe it’s real? Neither did I. Click through.
Oh, and note that it’s armored, just in case the standard enormo-SUV plus an exercise bike didn’t weigh enough.
P.S. I’m tagging this as humor despite the fact that the manufacturer and buyers are unlikely to see how humorously stupid they’re being.