SUV with built-in stationary bike: It’s like biking to work, except stupid as hell
From the article:
The built-in bike isn’t even the most bougie thing about this car, the Becker Cadillac Escalade ESV. It also includes a movie screen, internet access, and some other shit I don’t even understand because I don’t speak Obscenely Rich.
Don’t believe it’s real? Neither did I. Click through.
Oh, and note that it’s armored, just in case the standard enormo-SUV plus an exercise bike didn’t weigh enough.
P.S. I’m tagging this as humor despite the fact that the manufacturer and buyers are unlikely to see how humorously stupid they’re being.
Oh, the ole “Hummeer Going to War” again. Where are their camo clothes?
Hi Judy,
Those are camo clothes. Did you think people who’d drive something like this would actually be out in the bush? These types are only in cities and suburbs. Why the SUV? Who knows? Maybe they think the value of a human is measured by the size of his/her carbon footprint.