I’ve been reading The Onion since about 1996 and love it!! Here are a few classic onion articles that never fail to amuse me no matter how many times I read them.
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: ‘Oh Shit,’ Says Humanity
Pope Admits: ‘God Ain’t Said Shit To Me’
Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over’ – Too true to be good. And, quite prescient as well; check the date.
Voice Recognition Software Yelled At — This one is short and not politically or religiously charged. Just plain funny.
That’s probably enough for one day. I have to keep reminding myself to add humor to my blog. I keep getting too serious.
Posted by Misanthropic Scott 
